August has arrived

I love the month of August. I have been doing online stuff for about 10 years now, and August for me is always the sign of the start of a new year. Basically, what happens is that during the summer, everyone is outside, playing, kids are home from school, and web usage drops a fair bit. The dreaded summer slowdown, where everything sort of goes quiet. But as we get to august, the new sites start coming out, my friends reveal their latest projects, and everything sort of comes back to life. By the 15th of September, the web is back to it’s crazy, busy, wild self as everyone gets back to the normal grid. Another year in the online entertainment buisness starts!

This week I have been working on a few new things. First off is a new web 2.0 style TGP called Totally Free Porn. There is nothing but a front page with 25 galleries on it right now, but I would say visit and bookmark the site because by the time I am done, this one is going to be huge! I like the layout with the titles and info on the galleries, I think it helps everyone to actually click on things the are interested in rather than just randomly clicking on thumbs until you find something. Plus you get to see the category and in the long run also the number of clicks on the gallery, which will help you find which ones are hot.

Also, some big updates as Super XXX Links, I have been adding info on more and more HD video sites, which are really the big deal this year. Nice widescreen movies that play very well full screen on your PC. If you are going to buy porn, at least buy quality porn, right?

Don’t forget to check out XXX Erotic Stories for hot erotica links… tons of stories there if you like that stuff.

More to come, enjoy!

For all the blogs I write…

I so often forget about my own. There is only so many hours in the day and it’s hard sometimes to keep up.

What’s up? All sorts of things. I added new sections on Sexy Amateur Thumbs for hot girls Strawberry Sandy and Ariel Rebel, so you can get your daily dose of these hotties over there. I also added a whole new section on Fresh Amateur Girls for Dawson Miller, one of the hottest teen cuties around, and I have added about 200 new galleries to the Porniki Free Galleries.

Tons of new stuff out there for you to check out too.  You can check out the fresh new amateur cams at Hot Cams.  The video quality here is pretty darn good, and the girls are real friendly.  I took a demo run yesterday and let’s just say I had a very good time (and Kleenex made some money off me).

Also, there is the new Pornstar Channel, which has a ton of hot porn babes in exclusive live chats and videos.  I haven’t been over to have a look yet, but everything I have read tells me this is going to be a good one.

Taboo Stories just added a new batch of hot erotica, don’t forget to check them out if you like sex stories.  Possibly the best erotic stories site on the net today!

Welcome to June 2007!

Been a couple of weeks since I got around to posting here, so a few things have backlogged in my brain, let me get them out.

First off, please check out 1819 Teen Girls Blog – it’s a new blog dedicated to the hot teen girls that aren’t so much part of the bigger porn world but mostly seem to be on the net.  Some really hot girls out there these days, things are expanding rapidly.

In a similar nature, I also started to work on Adult Movie Babes – nothing but pornstars and the hottest webgirls over here.  Nice stuff, the girls are top notch!

Besides all that stuff, I guess the biggest deal going on with adult stuff these days is the shift towards video on demand (or VOD).  It brings the net more into line with what you are use to at a video store – you want to see a movie, you rent the movie.  In many cases, the sites allow you to pay per minute to view the movies, which means you can cut to the chase, go right to the parts you like, and not have to pay for the entire movie.  It’s a pretty decent concept.   You can check out some of the action at XVN or Videoz or X on Demand, all great sites with varied content.  You will also notice that X on Demand and XVN both offer you some bonus minutes with your first purchase, making this an even better deal.  Try it out,  I am sure you will like it.

The other good thing for June is Live Chats and hookups.  I have to particularly recommend I’m Live right now, as they seem to have the hottest girls and the best structure overall.  Signup today to I’m Live, and I will tell you a great secret:  Check out the girl’s profiles, many of them have special rates for longer sessions or special discount codes so you can stay on with them longer.  These girls like to party and have a good time, the don’t want you to go broke!  So plenty of discounts and the per minute rates aren’t that bad at all to start with.  click here and join I’m Live now and see what I mean!

More stuff coming in June… stay tuned!

Rental Car Reviews: Chrylser 300

300

Okay, so this is the flip side of my previous review of the 2007 Camry Hybrid. I did the reverse trip (Toronto to Montreal) with this car, including some driving around Toronto area and a very little bit of surface streets in Montreal. Overall, about 650kms with this car in a VERY short period of time, from dusk to dark.

First off, the rental car version of this is a 6 cylinder. That isn’t as much of a penalty as you might thing, but it is clear that these things ain’t got a hemi. Enough power to play in traffic? Yup. Enough to haul your ass down the highway far into the range of a pricey ticket? Yup. Squeal the tires and leave some patches? Not going to happen.

The reality is that by having only the 6, this version of the 300 is a little more a cruiser, a little lighter, and much better balanced. The true large family car nature comes out loud and clear. My passenger seemed to think so, she got into the car and immediately got comfortable and fell asleep for 4 plus hours. Take that as a good sign of a soft ride, decent seats, and a quiet environment.

After driving the Camry and it’s video game version of car dynamics, the 300 was a pleasant, direct, and altogether more normal deal. I didn’t really notice that much about the car going down the highway, which is a great thing. That means nothing was particularly wrong. Many nice features, like the “flick the flasher, it clicks 3 times” deal is nice for those quickie lane changes, the seats adjusted easily to fit my tired back, and the controls are all pretty much where they should be (but not quite the old Chrysler standards, which threw me a curve for the first 30 seconds or so). The smallish windshield and high sides make for a somewhat more restrictive view on all sides, but the large sunroof was a nice touch (although I never opened it, it was too cold).

In the end, as a rental car, this has to be one of the better ones I have driven. This car does exactly what it sets out to do: Smooth ride, tons of space, huge trunk, and a dash of unque style… and with the 6, gas mileage was acceptable and normal for the trip done so many times before. If i was going to buy this as a personal car, I would likely look at one of the V8 options, just to see what the implications are. After all, you can never be too thin or have too much horsepower 🙂

An Open Letter to NBC

Hi guys… I know you are sort of busy trying to figure out how to get the last few people to stop watching your shows in prime time, but I figured you might have a few minutes to have a read and see what an actual viewer has to say.

First off, let me say that I know things are tough. Cable, the million channel universe, expensive sports, 24 hour news channels, and just about everything else under the sun is nibbling away at your overall viewership. However, your immediate competitors at the other 3 networks aren’t suffering as bad, so it must be something they are doing or you are not doing that is screwing it up. I know that is an obvious statement, but sometimes you gotta frame the problem.

So, let’s get to the issues.

I don’t like to chase around looking for shows. The biggest error for 2006-2007 at NBC has been with the Law and Order shows. Bad enough that the main L&O has been suffering the last few years with a quick rotation on cast and some seriously horrible navel gazing scripts, but you guys moved the thing out of Wednesday and shoved it off to Friday. Why didn’t you just club it over the head like a baby seal and leave it to bleed out? That move put it in a space with lower potential viewers, and confused the heck out of those of us who watched it on Wednesday. I would have to say that I have watched MAYBE 2 episodes this entire year as a result (I have other things to do on Friday nights, thanks).

Clumping the other L&O shows together sounds like a good idea, but like sugar, heroin, or Dateline NBC, too much of a good thing is deadly. Again, most people aren’t going to dedicate 2 hours to watching just L&O, and as a result you are totally burning a night out for people who don’t like L&O. CI was much better on Sunday nights, and all L&O type shows are better at 10Pm. Parents will lose the fight at 9PM with their kids, and end up watching something else (because kids don’t like L&O much, from what I can tell). You are also having issues with the costs for actors and such to justify these shows.

Solution: Move L&O back to Wednesday where it belongs. Make a strong move and bring Chris Noth over there, and work on getting some stability in your actors – sign the next assistant DA to at least a 2 year contract… this one and done stuff sucks. Run CI on Sunday, and send SVU out to pasture (except maybe for a couple of 2 hour movie specials for 2007-2008 to run them out and tie up the threads).

Thursday…. ahh, Thursday… Now the proud home of “must miss TV”. ER lost me as a viewer a long, long time ago, and you are fighting a horrible battle against both CSI and Grey’s at 9PM which pretty much makes anything you put up there look like lunch meat. Your best hope is to get the best out of 8PM, and hope like hell people tune back in at 10PM to see ER.

Solution: Do whatever is needed to make 8PM and 8:30PM into the funniest hour of comedy in the week. One day, it will let you once again be a player at 9PM… and then get the people who make ER into a room and make them rewatch the first season over again, and then make them watch Grey’s Anatomy every day. Remind them of what an actual HIT show looks like. Try to make some commercials promoting the episodes that don’t include terms like “the most important ER ever!” or “the most shocking ER ever!”. Your promo people have cried wolf on that about twice too often, and that truly, truly sucks.

I could go on for a month, giving specific suggestions. But the reality is this: too much of a good thing will kill you.  Too much Law and Order, too much Dateline, too much of Howie’s Deal or no Deal… every time you guys get something good going, you immediately run it to death in short order, until nobody wants to see it anymore.

Law and Order needs to be somewhere else other than Friday.  You sent it to about the second worst spot on the entire week’s schedule, and you are surprised that the viewership went down.  Plenty of people have way more interesting things to do than watch TV at 10PM on a Friday night.   Consider getting it back to Wednesday, and you will see things suddenly come back to normal.

Good luck.  The net is going to get all of you anyway!

Rental Car Reviews: 2007 Camry Hybrid

camry-hybrid

Well, another chance came up to test out some of the most interesting cars on the road today, so who am I to turn that chance down? This time out, the rental rat is a 2007 Camry Hybrid. Certainly one of the more interesting (but frustrating) cars I have driven for a while.

First off, you can check out my review of the regular 2007 Camry. I loved it. Amazingly large car, comfortable seats, neat control layout, and it was damn good on gas as it was. Everything I had been told about the Hybrid was that it was everything that the regular camry was, plus a whole bunch better on gas.

Well, after about 700kms in the 2007 Camry Hybrid, my only conclusion is that there is such as thing as too much of a good thing.

First off, let’s start at the rear, specifically the trunk. The batteries have to go somewhere, so much of the space in the trunk is lost. It is still a big trunk, but the regular model is a mafia special 2 body size, this one is more like a single body deal. You won’t be seeing Hybrids on the Sopranos, that is for sure. I still got a fair bit of stuff back there, but the space isn’t as useful as it could be, and the previously long flat floor is turned into a few bucket shapes and large bump taking out a ton of space.

The rest of the car, at least appearance wise, is pure new Camry, which is to say inoffensive and very functional. Some people don’t like the heavy looking slab sided drawn with a crayon look, but I am a fan so no problems there. Interior is the same deal as the regular car, although this one is dressed up a bit with such things as the bluetooth phone connection with voice command, and controls for the radio on the steering wheel. There is also the display button that cycles you through the various reports on how well you are doing at saving gas.

The auto door lock feature is kind of weird. You never take the keyfob out of your pocket, just walk up to the car and it unlocks. Ditto for starting the car, you don’t have to take the fob out, rather just put your foot on the brake and put the start button. The video game turns on and you are ready to visit Mario land… or drive down the road, I guess.

There are plenty of writeups out there about how the hybrid works, I won’t waste your time here. Let’s just say that the Toyota system is apparently one of the best, but the reality is that it still isn’t exactly ready for prime time. Jerky engagements, weird acceleration curves as the electric motor gives way to the regular gas engine, which then uses the electric to help out, and very touchy weird brakes that feel like they are doing a lot but are really doing very little… the dynamics of the driveline are more what you would expect from a mid 70’s Ford, not a Toyota.

The brakes are a real issue, especially considering that this hybrid is a porky car, and you can feel every extra pound. The brakes are used to regenerate power to the battery, so unless you push a certain distance down the brake pedal, the only braking you are getting is from the force of induction, not actual brake pads squeezing a rotor. As a result, there is a weirdish step when you suddenly engage the full brakes… up until that time, the electric generator and the heavy weight of the car conspire to make normal in traffic braking a royal pain in the ass.

Up sides? The car works well overall. No complaints taking it down the highway, the extra weight actually makes the car a pretty solid ride down the open road, just don’t ask it to turn or anything. This is the first car in a long time that I found myself consistantly running wide on the exit of corners, because I wasn’t turning hard enough to make up for all the weight.

This became double apparent as I backed this run up with a return run (of a similar distance) in a Chrysler 300 (more on that later). Yes, 1400-1500kms in a single day makes for some pretty solid impressions on two very different cars.

The true upside on the Camry is fuel mileage, as I didn’t have to add any gas to run 700kms, and the gas light had not yet come on. I was told by someone who has run one for a while that with careful driving you can push 800-850kms out a tank. With gas up to a shocking $1.18 per litre locally, that is starting to sound like a very good thing.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Well, okay, I haven’t posted here for a while. Blame a very weird error between the theme I am using for this blog and the newer version of wordpress. I think I got it sorted out now, so here we go again.

First off, if you are into tech stuff, and want to keep up on the latest news, check out kizo technology news – it is a sploggy blog I run that has stories from all sorts of different places, and I update it every day. Think of it as a fast way to find out what is up in the tech world.

Also, my favorite porn girl right now is Liz Vicious. This sexy goth teen will really blow your mind. You check check out Liz Vicious here, or check out for more info and galleries on Porniki’s Liz Vicious page.

Hot new teen girl coming out too, if you like your girls petite then check out Little Lupe… sexy petite latina chica!

Anyway, stay tuned, my blog should be a little more active now that I have the bugs sorted out!

So Britney Spears Shaved her Head

britney spreas shaved head britney is wigging outI guess that “oops she did it again” won’t even start to cover this one up.  The “princess of pop” or whatever she is called really looks like she is on the verge of a total breakdown.  Over the last few days, Brit has been in and out of rehab in Antigua (she lasted about an hour, apparently) and then flew back to LA and sheared all her hair off.  She also got a couple of tattoos.

Then, after that major and well publicized head shaving, Britney has the dumb bad taste to not roll with it, and shows up on the “curcuit” wearing a wig that looks like it might have come out of the back of her mother’s trailer.   Total $19.95 wal-mart special at work here.

Do you remember when Britney was yummy?   Click here to check her out at her peak !

Did you hear Anna Nicole Smith is dead?

If you didn’t hear about it but found my blog instead, consider yourself completely and totally out of touch.

Anna Nicole’s death is almost a web exclusive. Made for web death or something. It is really weird to see how much attention is being dumped on the death of a girl who is her living years went from one totally screwed up situation to the next. Heck, even in death nobody can figure out who’s babe she just had. Is this insane or what?

Anyway, if you want to see more of her, click here to check out Anna Nicole.

Besides Anna Nicoel dropping dead, things have been pretty quiet around here. I have been working on some “back of house” stuff on sites that aren’t quite as obvious as you might think. I improved how Pornpig’s Porn Party collects the entries from various contributors, and that helps to make the whole deal run better and safer. It also allows me to expand and add some new blog for your enjoyment, such as More Teen Sex. These too update daily with fresh bits of porn from all over, so this is a good thing.

Enjoy!

Super Bowl Weekend

Well, yes, here it is… quite possibly the biggest single event on TV this year (although American Idol is pushing hard on it), it’s super bowl weekend. One large group of guys trying to pound the crap out of another group of guys and steal a little funny shaped ball. Millions of people watch and bet on such stupid things as how long it will take Bill Joel to sign the natioanl anthem.

2007 so far has been pretty darn good in the porn world. Goth superchick Liz Vicious continues to dominate the teen amateur market, she is absolutely red hot… if you haven’t checked her out, click here for some Liz Vicious galleries!

In hardcore sites, Big Tits At Work is turning out to be massively popular. Fantasy play is big, let me tell you, and this site hits many of your work a day fantasies. Click here to check out a hot free site, or get more info at Big Tits at Work on porniki.

I have a bunch of new blogs and things, I will be posting links to them in the next couple of days, stay tuned. They are great niche deals that will let you stay current on a bunch of sites new galleries, videos, and releases.