Jessica Alba in a Bikini and other things

jessica alba nice ass!Summer continues to sizzle and Jessica Alba becomes out latest celebrity bikini girl!   Drool all you like guys, Jessica is now a recent mom and married, so I guess she is off the market.  I still wouldn’t mind tapping that latina ass though!

Sort of a weird week in my office here, I am trying to teach myself python programming language so that I can do some stuff to keep you guys and gals entertained, I have a few ideas and I hope I can make it all happen.  But learning a new programming language is like learning to walk in hooker heels, it takes some practice!

Did I mention that Jessica Alba has a nice ass?  ( sorry, I looked over at the pic while I am typing, and lost my train of thought!)

Another ugly part of the week has been a pretty much horrible upgrade of the software that runs this site, called wordpress.  Let’s just say that it was bad enough that I didn’t upgrade to avoid the hassles, otherwise you guys might be looking at a blank page right now.  Bad programming and no testing is a horrible combination!

Meanwhile, in the new blog world, may I suggest some Finger Frigging or maybe you prefer some Totally Shaved Pussy?  No matter how you like the pink, I got the pink you like.  Check those two sites out for some nice pussy rubbing and spreading fun.

Oh yeah, sex stories:  check out Sex Stories Links, another great link site for stories!

More Celeb Bikinis and Summer Stuff

Hotty Hayden Panettiere knows how to cool off for summerAhh, summer time… even the stars know how to cool off. I am going to try to keep up the run of hot celeb bikinis to keep you guys happy… I feel cooler already checking Hayden Panettiere out!

it’s been a bit of a weird week with the weather going crazy, from 33C with 90% humidity to 15C with almost 0 humidity within 48 hours. Hard to stay motivated and energized when that is going on. Sort of plays havok with the sleeping schedule and stuff. But I have been blogging like a madman… check out You Got Porn with a nice new layout and design, plenty of stuff over there.

Summer is on… go get burned

vanessa hudgens high school musical putafaceOkay guys, summer time is here and that means it is bikini weather… sexy Vanessa Hudgens certainly knows how to pick just the right bikini, doesn’t she?

Anyway, summertime is also a great time for those late night porn enjoyment sessions, and the various companies and producers are turning out a ton of really fresh stuff. Me too! Check out two hot new blogs, Tits University (nothing but boobs!) and Sxxy Sexy Girls… both of them are packed with the type of yummy girls I am sure you will love.

It’s also a great time to check out some live chat rooms. If you have never done a live chat, I suggest you try out I’m Live, they seem to have about the most girls on there all the time, and the video quality tends to be pretty good. Click here to try it out!

Looking for more stuff? Check out You Got Porn!

Of things old and new and new again

Well, for those of you keeping score, I finally completed my move to my new place, facing a large wooded park, near pretty much everything but still pretty quiet. It’s nice to once again sleep in my own bed, sit at my own desk… old things feeling new again because the comfortable things you miss. The new stuff comes in with a new 42inch LCD 1080p HD TV, something I had considered for a while and finally got around to. New also is all the household appliances, so everything is working 100% and under service contracts for 5 years!

New also are some new adult oriented blogs I have put out, like Real Sexy Asians and Pure18 Teens. These blogs reflect the updates from a couple of the more popular sites out there, Mr Chews Asian Beaver and Pure18. They tend to update about weekly, as the sites roll out their new updates.

Anyway, I am getting settled and getting back to stuff, so certainly more updates to come 🙂

Life on the Run

So I sold my house, closed on it at the end of the month, and now I am effectively homeless for the next 30 days until my new place is ready. So I am doing what I call hotel surfing, moving place to place and checking out all the great hotels. basically, i am just killing time, waiting for stuff to get done. At least the floors are all in at my new place, so they aren’t going to take too much longer to get it all done.

So I have been offline for about a week, I bought a new laptop and I am back to it, working the net from the hotel and trying to keep things all online. I am also trying to get some work done on my car at the same time, it was a pretty tough winter this year and a whole bunch of things are due, from suspension parts to the timing belt and water pump. Getting it all done will make my car back to it’s great self.

So in the meantime, you folks deserve a little entertainment. Don’t bitch about this Family Guy short clip. Read up on Vanessa Hudgens. Wank to Bree Olsen.

Seriously, I’ll be back to this seriously soon, so stay tuned.

I see moving people

putaface kim kardashianWell, I will at least. Yup, moving day is fast upon me, at least this time it is me moving and not the websites, trust me when I say that moving house is about 1000 times easier than moving websites! In the meantime, you can enjoy Kim Kardashian, a true putaface. This girl could seduce the camera for about 1000 miles back, she has got curves that can probably be seen from the space shuttle.

Other stuff? Hmm… I started work on a butt blog, Amazing Asses. There are a ton of sites out there now with big butt girls, I think mostly because america is getting a little round around the edges and most of the new girls coming into porn have larger patooties. Some of them are smoking hot, and doing them doggy style would be enough to get most people smiling. Plenty of cushion, so you don’t have to worry about bruising!

Need some porn? Click here for three camgirls making out.

Sexy Girls, Putafaces, and Moving

hayden panettiere hot star of herosHappy march everyone! The first day of March for me is the start of a big transition. I sold my house recently, and the move out day is fast approaching, which explains why I have been a little all over the place on this blog since I got back from my trip. The cold is still hanging on too, damn thing!

Anyway, today let’s talk about some sexy girls. First off, as you can see, there is Hayden Panattiere. This sexy teen is one of the stars of the smash hit Heros, and she is a totally stunning babe. I wouldn’t mind her cheering me on for a bit. She hasn’t done anything nude yet, but I suspect it is only a matter of time before we get to enjoy her yummy tatas. I added a little profile of Hayden Panetteire over at Putaface, I hope we get to see more of this sexy (and now legal) teen.

Sexy is also the theme of my next thing… I finally started a super sexy blog at sxxy.com. This site will be anything from hot pornstars to sexy celebs and wild one off shots that I find. Bookmark the site, I think this is going to be one of my favorites to write for you guys and girls to enjoy.

So I apologize ahead if I am not as verbose as normal, I might lose computer service for a few days, but stay tuned, things are looking hot and sexy!

Happy Year of the Rat

Well, I survived all the Chinese New Year parties and dinners and fireworks and all the other stuff that makes this time of the year so much fun.  It’s now officially the year of the rat, which is good for me because my animal is compatible with the rat.  Now if I could just get rid of my cold, and get rid of all the snow that is piling up at my front door!

Anyway, it’s been a heck of a few days since I have been gone.  Britney Spears went crazy and got locked up, Fidel Castro quit being president of Cuba, and Roger Penske’s team finally won the Daytona 500.  Awesome stuff.   Now if I could just get my mind back on work instead of sitting here watching the news and cruising my favorite news and gossip sites!

Want some hot galleries?  check out my collection from Casting Couch Teens over here. 

The New Year Is Coming

Chinese New Year, that is.  It’s a most excellent time of the year for anyone who is asian, as this is sort of like Christmas and New Years for the rest of us all rolled up into one nice event.  The Chinese call it the “spring festival” and it is certainly an important part of the year.  So many people in China head home for the holiday that within 3 weeks, there will have been more passengers trips made by rail, bus, and plane than the entire population of the country.  It’s insanity!   So to all my Chinese and asian friends, Happy New Year!, much fook to you all!

Meanwhile, back at the porny ranch, I have kept working on Pornstar-X, which is getting more and more pornstar links all the time.  Otherwise, keep your heads down, enjoy a weekend without football, and check out the porn!  🙂

Nutty Celebs and Hardcore Porn

amy winehouse goes blonde and crazy2007 was pretty crazy, but 2008 is turning into the true meltdown year for celebs.  Amy Winehouse spent most of 2007 apparently in a drug and alcohol induced haze, which ended up with her (IMHO enabler) husband in jail for trying to fix a trial, amoungst other things.   Anyway, Amy, still as thin as a stick and as confused as ever showed up at his most recent court hearing yelling sweet nothings across the courtroom to this loser.  Amy, look in the mirror, realize that this guy has been your undoing, and ditch the fucker before he kills you.   More celebs looking better over at Putaface celebs.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I have once again launched a new blog.  I tell you guys, blogs are great ways to be able to sort and review content, getting you dirty minded pervs exactly what you are looking for.  The new one is Pornstar X Pornstars, and it is nothing but “name” girls getting boned.  Simple, really.  I suspect I will slip a new face or two in there, but this is pretty much going to be the pornstars you know and (want to make) love (to).  Enjoy!